Weather: Beautiful today.

Fell off the wagon yesterday and bought a pack of smokes. Even had a few beers. I was sick of being in the house so I went over to Mom’s place and worked on a few things. Today it is deck staining day, hopefully brother Mark has most of it done by the time I get off work at 2pm today. Then we can just kick back and have a few beers on the back deck and look at Lake Gogebic.

MEN”S HELP LINE, “Hello, my name is Bob. How can I help you?”
Caller:  “Hi, Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem.  I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.  The usual signs:  If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up.  She goes out with ‘the girls’ a lot.  I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the boat.  When she came home, she got out of someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.  It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?”

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