6-19-15

Weather: Beautiful, just fricken Beautiful.

There’s no place like home. ¬†Especially if you live in the UP, man I am glad to be back. 9 hours and 45 minutes from Mom’s house in Demotte In. to Bergland driving a U-Haul and pulling her car on an auto transport through Chicago with fricken road construction every which way we turned. Not too bad, and we took 41 and 45 north most of the way. Nice scenery and a different way to go.

That’s about all for now, here is a funny for ya……..

CONFUCIUS SAY
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
 
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Wise man not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
 
And, CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY. . .
“A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”

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