Weather: Beautiful day.
A great day for a pontoon ride. Ah just Becker and I and the open seas. Well Lake Gogebic a cooler and possibly a little hanky panky. I sure hope the water is warm LOL.
Great weather up here in the UP, thoughts and prayers to my friends down south in Coal City area, Tornadoes are for sure one thing I do not miss, a few people I know down that way had major home damage, but glad to hear everyone is OK. Quit your jobs and move up here, I did and have never regretted it. Who knows, I might even sell you the bar…..
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried
to avoid it but couldn’t – the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in
disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one
hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily,
smeared with lipstick.
“What happened to you,” asked Hillary?
“Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the
wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!”
“My God, what did you tell them?” asked Hillary.
The driver replied, “I just stepped inside the door and said,
I’m Hillary Clinton’s driver and I’ve just killed the old cow.
The rest happened so fast I couldn’t stop it!”