Weather: High 50’s.
All the way up to 57 today, why does that seem so warm in the Spring, yet if feels so cold in the middle of Summer? It must be our bodies telling us that it is just not right for this time of year. At any rate who cares, nice weather after that all the way through the weekend.
Mickey O’ Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.
After six months, the therapist gave up.
He advised Mickey to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Mary,
became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Mickey tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it,
and he was immediately fired.
Mary gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.
She looked up and said,
“I don’t understand. What about the pickle slicer?”
Mickey replied, “I think she got fired, too.”