Weather: Cool and Sunny.
Uncle Dale, you just had to bring out the Pendelton last night. Oh well at least we figured out all the world’s problems. Beautiful night last night, looks like it will be a great day today also. Think I better get on that honey do list, after all it is the last day of July. Four more months and it will be snow time, I gotta get going on the booking calendar for winter rentals, don’t worry Les I have your email saved with your dates.
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, “Just a stupid can of peaches.”
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, “I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store.”
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, “Nine, but what do you care about that?”
The judge patiently said, “Well, ma’am, because I’m going to give you nine days in jail — one day for each peach.”
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady’s long suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, “Yes, what do you have to add?”
The husband said, “Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas.”