Weather: Sunshine the rest of the week.
At a loss for words today, not a lot going on and I am running low on jokes. Gotta find someone to look at my trucks brake lines today, happy, happy, joy, joy.
My doctor asked me, “and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?”
I replied, “Yes I am my wife’s sexual adviser.”
Somewhat shocked, he said,
“I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?”
“Very simple”, I replied. “My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she’ll ask me for it.”