7-10-15

Weather: A few more days of sunshine.

Becker and I took a pontoon ride yesterday, I’m keeping my boat down at Fish Tales on a boat lift. WOW is that nice, jump in the boat, hit the button to put you in the water and back out. No more screaming at Becker because she can’t back up the trailer. It is real nice if you just want to go out for a few hours. After our little ride we had dinner at Fish Tales, a nice big steak and french onion soup. Yum Yum.

A funny thing happened when we were leaving Fish Tales, I seen Tom Miller wheeling a wheel barrel up M-64. He said he was out looking for lost wallets. I’m not sure what was going on there, who knows what Miller is up to now.

A priest and a   rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the   priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you do not eat pork?”
 
The rabbi  responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.” The priest then asked, Have you ever eaten pork? To which the rabbi replied, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
 
The priest   nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
 
The priest   replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.” The rabbi then asked him,  “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the   flesh?”
 
The priest   replied, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.” The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes.
 
Finally, the  rabbi said, “Beats a ham sandwich, dosen’t it ?
 

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