Weather: Sunny today.
Happy Saturday everyone. Looks like a beautiful day outside, I think I’ll go have coffee with Mom on her deck after I finish writing this. Actually I just left there at 10:30 last night, all we did was sit on the deck, have a few drinks and stare at the lake. Might as well start the day the way I ended it, only this time with coffee, not bush lights.
Here’s your answer.
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby…
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, ‘He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place…..smack his ass again!’