Weather: Sunny but a chance of rain.

50% chance that it will not rain today. We are digging up a stump in mom’s back yard today. Easy getting rid of trees, harder getting rid of the roots. I just woke up and have not made coffe yet, Mom just called and said the digger is in her back yard so I gotta run……….

A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a

large dildo flew out of the back of the truck and
stuck to the windshield of the family’s car.

To hide her embarrassment, the mother turned to her
young children and said, “My goodness, what a huge
insect!”, to which her 7 year old daughter replied,

“I’m surprised it was able to fly with a dick that big.”

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