Weather: Sunny but a chance of rain.
50% chance that it will not rain today. We are digging up a stump in mom’s back yard today. Easy getting rid of trees, harder getting rid of the roots. I just woke up and have not made coffe yet, Mom just called and said the digger is in her back yard so I gotta run……….
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a
stuck to the windshield of the family’s car.
To hide her embarrassment, the mother turned to her
young children and said, “My goodness, what a huge
“I’m surprised it was able to fly with a dick that big.”