Weather: A full week of great weather.
70-80 degrees all week, can’t ask for much more. The rug rats left yesterday, I said goodbye with a tear in my eye, love them little guys.
Back to business today, company is all gone, Mom is pretty much settled in, so it is back to the grind. I gotta get my ass moving here, July is 2/3 rds of the way in the books and summer is going quick.
She said…. You wear pants don’t you?
He said….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said… That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said….. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ….Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said….. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said….. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.