Weather: YET Another scorcher.

Turn up the heat. If we can’t have snow we might just as well sit here and bake in the sun. Not a fun time for fat people let me tell you, I should know. 81 degrees already and it is just after 11am.

Becker took a ride on the lake last night, just pulled off shore, dropped anchor and jumped in the lake. Ahhhh instant cool, a good time to be fat. More surface area equals faster cooling.

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:



  1. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!


9.Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.


8.Viagra, like a rock!


7.Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.


6.Viagra, Be all that you can be.


5.Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.


  1. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.


3.Viagra, Home of the whopper!


  1. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan

  1. This is your peepee… This is your peepee on drugs.

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