Weather: YET Another scorcher.
Turn up the heat. If we can’t have snow we might just as well sit here and bake in the sun. Not a fun time for fat people let me tell you, I should know. 81 degrees already and it is just after 11am.
Becker took a ride on the lake last night, just pulled off shore, dropped anchor and jumped in the lake. Ahhhh instant cool, a good time to be fat. More surface area equals faster cooling.
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
- Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9.Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8.Viagra, like a rock!
7.Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6.Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5.Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
- Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3.Viagra, Home of the whopper!
- Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
- This is your peepee… This is your peepee on drugs.