Great UP weather for the start of September. Looks like we will have 80 degrees the whole fist week. Last day of August today, the fall colors should be starting in a few weeks, they probably peek in the middle to end of October. Great time for an ATV ride.
I just noticed that the links are not working for the web cams, not sure what the hell happened, must have been something stupid I did though. I’ll get them fixed in the next couple of days here.
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay bar, but he decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink.”
So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, “What’s the name of your penis?”
The guy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.”
The gay bartender says, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.”
So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, “Hey bud, what’s the name of your penis?”
The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, “TIMEX.”
The guy asks, “Why Timex?”
The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’!”
A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, “So, what do you call your penis?”
The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because quality is Job 1”, he then ads, “Have you driven a Ford lately?”
Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, “The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer.”
The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, “Why secret?”
The guy says, “because it’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman!”