Weather: Rain day.

Good day to drink in the garage. Trying to get ahold of Misty to see if she wants to work, no luck yet, LOL, I may have to work. We been having a pretty good summer, we been able to let the girls work more and Becker and I have been kicking back a lot.

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory ,  but I got
canned.  Couldn’t concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a
Lumberjack, But just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe .
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,  but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because
it was a sew-sew job .
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, 
but that was too exhausting .
5. Then, I tried being a Chef – figured
it would add a little spice to my life,  but just didn’t have the
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,  but any way I sliced
it…. I couldn’t cut the mustard .
7. My best job was a Musician, 
but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to
become a Doctor, but didn’t have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.   Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman,  but discovered I couldn’t live on my net
income .
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool
Maintenance company , but the work was just too draining.
12 . So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,  but they said I wasn’t fit for the
job ….
13 . After many years of trying to find steady work,  I
finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it
14 . My last job was working in Starbucks,    But I had to quit because it
was the same old grind .

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