Weather: Beautiful.

Two lawns down and one to go. Ground bees were all over the place at Mom’s house, I kept pissing them off by running the lawn mower over their hives. They didn’t get me though. But I’m not done yet either.

Fish on Fridays

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.  When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, heembraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.  

The woman shut up  and quietly sat down in a daze. 
The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”
“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, …But I fish on Fridays…” 

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