Rain during the day yesterday made for a great bon fire night. Becker and I were sorting pop cans, one of my least favorite jobs at the bar, so we did it with beer, tequila, bon fire, music and lazer lights. Well I guess the lazer lights came later, I think we sat outside for like 3 hours watching them and drinking beer. I found them on Amazon for like $17 a piece, only trouble is they are high quality Chinese crap and only 1 out of 3 worked right. Too bad they didn’t make a better quality one I would have gladly paid $50 for. But we had a blast non the less. I tried taking a video of them on my phone but it didn’t show up. You have to see them to realize how cool they are, or maybe I am just amazed by simple things.
A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. “Grandpa, what are you doing?” the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. “Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?” he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, “Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma’s idea!”