Into the 80’s again today, I wanted to go for an ATV ride, Becker wanted to go for a pontoon ride. Guess who is going to win? Why not both of us? ATV ride early and Pontoon ride later on.
“Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated.
“Why yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church.”
The pastor asked, “That’s wonderful, how much does he send you?”
The old lady replied, “$10,000 a week.”
The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very successful! What does he do for a living?”
“He is a veterinarian,” she answered.
“That is an honorable profession,” the pastor said. “Where does he practice?”
The little old lady said proudly, “In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno.”