Weather: Chance of rain, then cooling off.
Becker and I hit the water yesterday, we didn’t go out until 4pm and stayed till dark. We found a nice quiet cove and munched down on an Antonio’s Giant Sub and sat back in the cool breeze.
When we were leaving the dock at Fish Tales Tom Miller told us it was hotter than hell out on the Lake. Actually we had a nice breeze and within an hour or so the breeze turned cool. I think Tom was trying to get us to come into the bar, he probably forgot his wallet again.
A blonde goes over to her friend’s house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt.
‘Why are you wearing a ‘Thank God It’s Friday’ tee-shirt on Monday?’
‘Oh crap!’ the blonde says. ‘I didn’t realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant “This Go In Front.”
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another
blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
“You ARE on the other side.”
AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then
she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed; Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said,
“We were the first in space!”
The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!” The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night !!
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
“HELLLOOOOOOO……,” responded the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”