Weather: Summertime in the UP.
Time to go on a rant. No not about the rider with the small penises and loud pipes or the ones hogging both sides of the trails. We live in Michigan, and most people up here are Packer fans. Don’t get me wrong I like the Packers and I think Aaron Rodgers is one of the best quarterback to play the game. But give me a fricken break, the Lions played the late game, they were on FOX. Do you know what was on FOXUP at 4pm Sunday? European soccer. Who the hell cares about European soccer in the UP. Who ever is in charge of television programming is an asshole and an idiot.
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explained to her class that she was a Bears fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they, too, were Bears fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raised their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looked at the girl with surprise and asked, “Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?” “Because I’m not a Bears fan,” she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, “Well, if you are not a Bears fan, then who are you a fan of?” “I am a Packers fan, and proud of it,” Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. “Janie please tell us why you are a Packers fan?” “Because my mom is a Packers fan, and my dad is Packers fan, so I’m a Packers fan too!”
“Well,” said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, “that is no reason for you to be a Packers fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?”
“Then,” Janie smiled, “I’d be a Bears fan.”