Weather: Back to nice weather.
Not a lot of rain yesterday, a little thunder lightening. It was supposed to rain all day but most of it missed us. Hopefully that does not happen this winter.
It is still up in the air whether I am going to pick mom up tomorrow. So I can’t say for sure if the bar will be open at noon or at 2pm on Saturday.
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and “in heat’, agreed to look
after her neighbor’s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
“Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.”
Do you really think that will work?” she asked.
“Just worked for me,” he replied.