Weather: 60’s today.
Crap, no rain. I was hoping for rain today. Going to pick up Mom and if it was raining I figured I could average another 5-10 mph. At least it seems like you don’t see as many cops writing speeding tickets in the rain.
Gonna get on the road here shortly, plan on meeting brother Pat just north of Chicago, I don’t really want to go into Illinois after last Sunday’s game. LOL. I did hear that all the NFL teams playing the Bears the rest of the year are hoping Jay Cutler has a speedy recovery.
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, “Y’all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everthang but my earrings.”