Weather: Did we have a frost.

30.6 degrees at 5am today. Hopefully the colors will get a kick in the ass. Them damn cluster flies too. Next weekend is our Grouse Tournament, $40 a team, includes a hat and some munchies after 6pm. I’ve heard the grouse are kind of scarce this year, be interesting to see how many are brought in. Hopefully I make it all day this year, during last year’s tournament I think I came down with a bout of Vertigo, all of a sudden I was dizzy as hell and couldn’t focus on anything. Even watching TV made me dizzy. Weird stuff, it has happened to me a couple of times. And no, I was not drinking.

Today is the last day of September, 62 more days until the trails open, holy crap, it better start getting colder.

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!” 

A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband the Master of the House’? Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”. 
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?” Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.” 
Husband to wife – “Today is a fine day.” 
Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” 
Again next day, he says same thing – “Today is a fine day.” 
Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – ‘Since last week, you have been saying “Today is a fine day”. I am fed up. What’s  the matter?’  Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you.


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