Archive for October 31, 2015


Weather: 40’s and Rainy.

Looked like we were going to get a break in the weather but maybe not. Damn I wish I could have a weatherman’s job.

Last day of October, that means only 30 days till the trails open, right now it don’t look good. But a lot can change in 30 days, and it usually does.

A Texan fellow sat on the barber’s chair “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine… 
The barber began to lather his face, while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful real breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The Texan said, “Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.”

She replied, “I’m married and my husband wouldn’t like that.”

The Texan said, “Tell him you’re working overtime and I’ll pay you the difference.”

She said, “You tell him; you’re closer



Weather: 40’s and Cloudy.

bit of a break from the drizzly weather we been having, and it looks to warm up a bit next week.  Deer season is right around the corner, and then……..



Weather: 40’s and Rainy.

This is the worst stretch of weather we have had in a while. Almost seems like Fall is here, well we had a good run and shouldn’t complain. I think we are still a bit above average temperature wise, time to get a little colder Mother Nature.

This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!
It is from an orthopedic surgeon…………….This will boggle your mind
and it will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart
your foot, but, you can’t. It’s pre-programmed in your brain!

1). Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY….) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and makeclockwisecircles.

2). Now, while doing this, draw the number ‘6’ in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction. And there’s nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you’ve not already done so.


Weather: 40’s and Rainy.

Well the cold from hell turned into the cold from heck, feeling much better today, thanks to Mexican Amoxicilian. Shitty weather ahead for the next few days, it just needs to get colder, we don’t want a repeat of last year.

A liberals paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns. And believe it or not, such a place does indeed already exist: It’s called Prison.”

Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County,

  Arizona Sheriff’s Office—


Weather: 50’s and sunny.

I started on the booking calendar this weekend, I have one person left to fit in and then I will be working on the emails I got last week to get you booked. I am going through emails by the day I received them, I will have the folks that have emailed me so far taken care of in the next few days.

I got the cold from Hell going on right now, maybe I wore my body down a bit when Becker was away at her daughters, some people never learn, we are too old to keep hurting ourselves, but I guess if people were smart the bar business would not be as good as it is.

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.   One summer they noticed a girl who  was at the beach almost every day.  She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off.   But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure, they decided to just continue watching her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, ‘Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?’   He hadn’t and said so.
Then she said, ‘Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach.  Then we can find out what she’s really doing.’
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave..   The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
‘Well, is she selling drugs?’ she asked excitedly.
‘No, she’s not,’ he said, enjoying this probably more
than he should have.
‘Well, what is it then?  What does she do ?’ his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, ‘She’s a battery salesperson.’
‘Batteries?’ cried the wife.
‘Yes!’ he replied.
OOOOH!  You’re gonna dislike me for this –
but it will make your day!
‘She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!’


Thoughts and prayers to the List family down in Millington Mi, Fred’s wife Mona passed away this past week.


Weather: 40’s and gloomy.

I started on the booking calendar this weekend, I have one person left to fit in and then I will be working on the emails I got last week to get you booked. I am going through emails by the day I received them, I will have the folks that have emailed me so far taken care of in the next few days.

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!” So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for my penis and pull yourself up.” And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. Moral of the Story: If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.


Thoughts and prayers to the List family down in Millington Mi, Fred’s wife Mona passed away this past week.


Weather: 50 and sunny.

Alcohol free day today, I sent Becker down to Iron Mountain Wednesday to spend time with the grandkids and I been on a bender ever since. Time to give it a rest.

Slow football day today, Packers are off and so are the Bears, I doubt the Bears would have showed up anyway after the Lions embarrassed them last week. Sorry my Illinois fans, but that was ugly.

Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older 

#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. 

#8 Life is sexually transmitted. 

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 

#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. 

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. 

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. 

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 

#2 In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. 

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.


Weather: 50 and rainy.

Yesterday turned out to be another Bush Light and Tequila day, making this morning suck big time. Oh well, we’ll see what today brings.

The preschool teacher says, “We’re going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”

Mary raises her hand and exclaims, “Me me me!”

The teacher says, “Go ahead, what’s the sentence?

Mary replies, “The sky is definitely blue.”

“That’s good, Mary,” says the teacher, “but the sky can also be gray or white.”

Sam raises his hand and states, “Grass is definitely green.”

The teacher says, “That’s good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too.”

Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, “Do farts have lumps in them?”

The teacher says, “No Johnny, why do you ask that?”

Little Johnny replies, “Well, I definitely sh*t my pants.”


Weather: 50 today.

Lazy day today, as you can see by the late report. Finished cleaning out Mom’s chimney yesterday, today we try starting a fire again. Hopefully I don’t fill the house up with smoke again. 


I was visiting my son yesterday when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

“This is the 21st century” he said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers.  Here, use my iPad.”

I can tell you this… That fly never knew what hit him!



Weather: 50’s today.

Another beautiful day in the UP. I moved the weather station on weather under ground over to Mom’s house, there it has an unobstructed place that will register better wind readings, at the bar it was sheltered from the building.

I’m getting emails for rentals on the little house, I have reservations already from last year and I will get them in the calendar in the next few days. I will confirm with everyone once I have them in there.

I received this in an email today, Sen. Casperson has done a lot to help keep the camps in the USFS, it only takes a few minutes to email a congressman, click here to go to his web site:


We just received this information from a senator friend of ours. Could you pass this information along to interested parties.

Sen Casperson , from the UP passed senate resolution 79, urging congress to intervene in the disposition of leases, similar to your family.

I don’t know if this is enough to persuade them to act.

I would make sure that you and others are contacting Congressman Beneshicks office to urge him to intervene as well.