10-4-15

Weather: 50’s and sunny.

Next weekend is our Grouse tourney.

 

Congrats to Sue and Sue on getting married yesterday, it was a nice celebration at the bar. Looked like everyone had a good time.

Week 4 in the NFL, we will see how the Packers preform this afternoon.

The pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the

congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor’s family expanded; so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor’s expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor’s additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
chair and spoke, “Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us.”
Silence fell over the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, “Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.”
The entire congregation said, “Amen.”
GOTTA LOVE SENIOR CITIZENS !

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