Weather: 60’s and sunny.
This coming weekend is our Grouse tourney. You must be signed up and paid up by Friday night. Hunters must be in by 6pm Saturday.
Too bad for the Lions Fans, I thought you missed a good ending by going to bed at half time. Yet you were the smart ones, you avoided the disappointment. The Lions turned it on in the end, only to have a great defensive plane knock the ball loose. The batted ball in the end zone might end up being another bad official’s call.
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient
about his daily activity level
He described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
Drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
Jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,
Marched up and down several rocky hills,
Stood in a patch of poison ivy,
Crawled out of quicksand
And took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
”NAH,” he replied, “I’m just a shitty golfer.”