Weather: High 60’s and sunny today and 70’s tomorrow.
What a great day for a grouse tournament. First in with limit wins, biggest bird wins, smallest bird wins, 1-5 place by weight wins, everyone gets a hat, and some food so everyone wins. Good luck to all the hunters……
You may have heard about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered mentally unstable.
In Michigan, he’d be called the last white guy still living in Detroit.
In Arizona, he’d be called an avid gun collector.
In Arkansas, he’d be called a novice gun collector.
In Utah, he’d be called moderately well prepared, but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Kansas, he’d be a guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.
In Montana, he’d be called the neighborhood ‘Go-To’ guy.
In Idaho, he’d be called a likely gubernatorial candidate.
In Georgia, he’d be called an eligible bachelor.
In North Carolina, Virginia, W.Virginia, Louisiana, Minnesota, Mississippi, Alabama, Missouri, Wisconsin, Indiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Florida and South Carolina he would be called just a deer hunting buddy.
And in Texas, he’d just be Bubba, who’s a little short on ammo.