Weather: High 70’s and sunny today.
What looked like a good day for a grouse hunt yesterday turned out to be windy as hell. The grouse were far and few between, and for the first time in the 8 years wee have had the tournament, no one came in with their limit. Out of 16 teams 13 did bring in at least one bird to weigh in. It didn’t look like it dampered the spirits of the hunters though, everyone was happy and having a good time.
Near 80 degrees today, but look out next week, highs are only in the 40’s by next weekend. Oh well, tis getting to be the season.
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: “My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner. “
2nd Hillbilly says: “Why is that stupid?”
1st Hillbilly says: “We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!”
2nd Hillbilly says: “That’s nothin’! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
them new fangled warshin ‘ machines!”
1st Hillbilly says: “Why is that so stupid?”
2nd Hillbilly says: “‘Cause we ain’t got no plummin’!”
3rd Hillbilly says: “That ain’t nuthin’! My wife is dumber than both yer
wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin’ fer
some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.”
1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: “Well, what’s so dumb about that?”
3rd Hillbilly says: “She ain’t got no pecker.