Weather: 50’s most of the week.

I spent some time with Becker last night. In fact we curled up on the couch and had movie night. We watched Hercules with Dwayne Johnson,  then another movie, then Becker said she wanted to watch 50 Shades of Grey with me. Becker had already seen the movie with Tammy one of our Bartenders. Why she made me watch such a shitty movie with one of the worst endings I have ever seen, I have no idea. Worse yet I don’t know what all the hoop la was about when that movie came out. It sucks, don’t get suckered into watching it. I told Becker from now on she is not allowed to pick movies or even use my remote control.

A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’

Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the administrator of the money,

so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the nanny..

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say’s to his father,
‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ‘

The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all  about.’

The little boy replies, ‘The Prime Minister is screwing the

Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.’

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