Weather: 40’s and Rainy.
Looked like we were going to get a break in the weather but maybe not. Damn I wish I could have a weatherman’s job.
Last day of October, that means only 30 days till the trails open, right now it don’t look good. But a lot can change in 30 days, and it usually does.
A Texan fellow sat on the barber’s chair “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine…
The barber began to lather his face, while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful real breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The Texan said, “Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.”
She replied, “I’m married and my husband wouldn’t like that.”
The Texan said, “Tell him you’re working overtime and I’ll pay you the difference.”
She said, “You tell him; you’re closer