Weather: 50’s and Rainy.
Good Monday morning everyone. As I look into my crystal ball I can see only my Minnesota fans are smiling. From what I hear the Lion’s fans don’t even want the Lions to come back to the USA. (this in from Ralph) Packer fans have to be devastated, this is the worst loss they had since I moved to the UP I think. But don’t worry Packer fans it just shows they are human.
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
And whose given name was ‘Onestone’
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,’
If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!’
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
‘Good morning, Onestone.’
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day,
Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
A woman named Yellow Birdreturned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird’s cousin,
Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, ‘Good to see you, Onestone.’
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
Then he made love to her all day,
Made love to her all night,
Made love to her all the next day,
Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn’t die!