11-7-15

Weather: 30’s and Cloudy.

I have the online calendar updated for the Little House rentals I have so far. Check for openings please before you call or email me with your preferences.

The new rule for walleye on the lake passed 11-5-15 and has immediate effect, so 2 Walleyes out of 5 between 13″ and 15″ is now in effect..

We got screwed again, no snow. That’s OK, as long as we get it when it really counts. LIKE IN A FEW WEEKS.

OH HELL ! … Let’s Offend Everybody !
Q.  What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
A.      Row, Row, Row Your Boat.    
Q.   Where does an Irish family go on vacation ?
A.     To a different bar.
Q.   What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A.        Sum Ting Wong  .
Q.   What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A.    A speech impediment.
Q.   Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on   Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    A.        Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q.   What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A.        The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q   How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the ‘F’ word?
A.     Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell,’BINGO!’
Q.   What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A.      A northern fairytale begins, ….’Once upon a time…’
      A southern fairytale begins,… ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.’
Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
  A.   Because all the Mexicans who can  , run,  jump or swim are already in   the   United   States

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