Weather: Straight from weather Underground……. It’s about fricken time.
... Winter Storm Warning in effect from 9 PM EST /8 PM CST/ this evening to 1 PM EST /noon CST/ Friday... The National Weather Service in Marquette has issued a Winter Storm Warning... which is in effect from 9 PM EST /8 PM CST/ this evening to 1 PM EST /noon CST/ Friday. Hazardous weather... * rain will turn to snow this evening into tonight. Snow will become heavy at times late tonight into early Friday morning before gradually tapering off through the rest of the day Friday. * Total accumulations of wet heavy snow through Friday morning will range from 3 to 7 inches... greatest from Ironwood to Bergland and least near Watersmeet. She's single and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, “I just got home and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight! Are you doing anything?”
I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free!”
She said, “Great! Could you watch my dog??”
Being a senior citizen really sucks sometimes!