Weather: Mild temps.
Forecasts for next weel keep changing, not for the better either I’m afraid. Gas is down, propane is down and snow is down. I wish I could say 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
I went to Duluth to pick up Mom yesterday. Found some cool candy cane lights I put out front of Mom’s house. I was looking at decorations and seen lighted signs to put in the windows. I looked all over to find the “Merry Christmas” one, but they were all out. They had plenty of “Happy Holidays” and “season Grettings” ones but no “Merry Christmas” ones. Instead of being pissed they were out I was happy. Screw all you people that don’t want to say Merry Christmas anymore. LOL
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past
Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
‘Sir…There’s no money in that account.
”I know,’ said the old man…’But let me tell you about my weekend.’
Not All Seniors Are Senile…