Weather: Snow falling.
Well Merry Christmas is over, time for fricken winter to start. Any day now Mother Nature. There is a little snow falling though as I write, 1-3, 3-5, 4-8 inches, who knows what we will get for sure. Every weather site says something different. You don’t know who to believe, king of sounds like politics. We have some snow in the forecast for the next few days, i’m sure the woods are still pretty wet, but with lower temps things should start to improve some. Riding the grades for New Years weekend may be possible, but running the trails still may be a little early. We just have to take it day by day. We need a deep freeze.
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown
Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. “Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, “I don’t think they know who we are; show them your cross.”
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, “Did that sound cross enough?