1-4-16

Weather: 3-5 inches, still below freezing.

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Well we got a little bit of snow yesterday and last night. Somewhere between 3 and 5 inches I would guess. It looks like we may also be getting more snow the middle of this week and with temps going down over the weekend LES could be headed our way. Hopefully next weekend’s conditions will be a lot better.

 God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking,  drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven. 

The woman said she would try her best.

God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.

 
 “Not bad” said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking, but then I bent over to look in the freezer  and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs,  he pulled up my skirt, pulled my knickers to one side and made love to me right then and there." 
 
“They don't like that in heaven", said God. 
  
The woman replied:  "They weren’t too happy about it in Costco either!"

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