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Weather: Slight warm up then snow coming in.

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I’m doing this tonight because I have stuff to do in the morning, and besides, not much is going to change by tomorrow. Wednesday late snow is expected. Hear that Mother Nature, we are expecting snow. My people want to ride……….sledder2

 

milk

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?”

The blonde said,
“No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it pasteurized?”

The blonde said,
“Nah, just up to my tits …
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!”

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