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Weather: 4-6″ over the last few days.

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This weekend should be pretty decent riding in our area. The snow that fell is wet and should help build a decent base. Cold air is going to settle in starting Saturday night with highs in the single digits. Exactly what we need right now. If we get hit with the LES mid week I will be saying the words you love to hear, “Get your asses up here.” For now all I can say is conditions this weekend are going to be 300% better than last weekend.

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if  she could have a bath,
but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bath, although if she wanted to, 
she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
 
Monday’s the best night, when ma husband goes oot to the darts,” she said.
 
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
 
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman 
filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass
didn’t have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He 
didn’t  believe her, so she said:
 
Next Monday, when ye go oot to the darts, leave a wee bit early and wait in the back garden. 
I’ll leave a gap in the curtains so ye can see for yourself.”
 
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife 
asked:
 
“Dae you shave?”
 
“No,” replied the girl. “I’ve just never grown any hair down there. Do you
have hair?”
 
“Oh, aye,” said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the
girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department…..very
generously indeed.
 
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
 
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, “Did ye
see it?”
 
“Aye,” he said, “but why the hell did ye have to show her yours.”
 
“Why ever are ye worried aboot that?” she said. “Ye’ve seen it often
enough before.”
 
“I know,” he said, “but the dart team hadn’t!”

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