Weather: A little warmer the next few days.
Trail conditions: Good to Very Good.
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Conditions should keep improving as the week goes by, groomers are out and temps have been cold. Trail 8 from Ironwood to Wakefield was horrible but hopefully they have been through there with a groomer by now. Conditions should be the best we have had so far this year.
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes – just like Freddie Couples had. So seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them and he was so delighted with his purchase decided to
wear them home to show the wife.
Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret at age 83, looked him over and replied,
Frustrated as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,
“Notice anything different NOW???”
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response,
“Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yells out,
“AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN MARGARET?”
“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied.
“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!!!
Without missing a beat old Margaret replies,
“Should have bought a new golf hat….