Weather: Cold and Snow.
Trail conditions: Good to Very Good.
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Nick is riding 500 miles with 22 other riders who donated at least $1000 a piece this Thursday. We are helping and will be donating beef sales on Thursday to the ride. Come in and order a big beef for $10 on Thursday and your $10 will go towards the ride. How can you beat that, get one of my beefs and the bill goes to help people in need.
Nick is doing a fun ride on Saturday starting at the Bay Bar at 9am and making a few stops along the way. They will be back at the Bar around 6pm.
ride 1: https://www.facebook.com/events/961948153890266/
ride 2: https://www.facebook.com/events/523800124461630/
ride 3: https://www.facebook.com/events/192790867742739/
Final stop: https://www.facebook.com/events/1103708046327085/
This Saturday and Sunday is Free Fishing weekend in Michigan.
Trails should be in good shape, snow and cold weather have been the story. Cold is supposed to stay around through Sunday, next week looks like it will be warming back up. This weekend will be a busy one so ride with caution.
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age so decided to risk an adventure.
She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony a very handsome man with assorted physical skillsflexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a dime off his well-oiled buns …….
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a call.
“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you?
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, so she rushed right in, “I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go at it all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I’m ready! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”