Weather: Cold for a few more days.
Trail conditions: Good.
Got the bar open by 1pm yesterday, Thanks Ron Weiner from White Pine for coming to my rescue. Despite internet rumors, we did not burn to the ground, we only had a little smoke coming up from the crawl space.
Riders have been reporting very good conditions out there, except trail 8 coming from Ironwood. Everything else has been good that I have heard of.
The DNR told me to contact Michigan Snowmobile Association (MSA) to report bad trail conditions. At times there are reasons for bad trails, extra heavy traffic, warm temps, breakdowns, ect……. But if you continue to see bad conditions do all of us a favor, take the time to contact MSA. Don’t be sarcastic, just be honest, but please take the time to contact them. Especially if you are a business in the area, listen to the people that come to your place, and encourage them to take the time to contact MSA to help us all. http://www.msasnow.org/contact-us/
Nick is doing a fun ride today starting at the Bay Bar at 9am EST and making a few stops along the way. They will be back at the Bar around 6pm.
ride 1: https://www.facebook.com/events/961948153890266/
ride 2: https://www.facebook.com/events/523800124461630/
ride 3: https://www.facebook.com/events/192790867742739/
Final stop: https://www.facebook.com/events/1103708046327085/
This Saturday and Sunday is Free Fishing weekend in Michigan.
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, “Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”