3-2-16

Weather: Cold till Sunday.

Trail conditions: Good. 

If you find a Polaris rear seat bag on South Boundry Road I have the guys info to get it back to him. Looking for a lost cell phone too.

Finally trails are in good shape and no one is up here. Those riding are having a good time, trails are flat and hard, even coming in from Ironwood was very good yesterday. Nothing much to write about, bar was quiet yesterday so I let Misty run the show and I went to Mom’s and watched a movie with her. Not many sleds running across the Lake. Too bad we waited till the last week of the season to get things in great shape.

A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

   
“Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?”
   
The bride-to-be said, “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”
   
“Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life, if you get my meaning.”
   
“WELL!,” replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s directness,
   
“I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
   
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.
   
My second hu sband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.”
   
“What about your third husband?”
   
“That one was a   DEMOCRAT   “, said the woman, “and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.”

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