Weather: Warming up.
Trail conditions: You got today.
Looks like we are in an hourly count down. Probably less than 30 hours to ride. By tomorrow afternoon things will probably be getting ugly. We got 40’s and 50’s coming next week. Stick a fork in us, we are done. The Fat Lady will be singing tomorrow. So get your asses out there and ride em like you stole em. Just take it easy going into the corners.
If you want a beef before you head out tomorrow I will be cooking till about 6pm. Then I’m on vacation LOL. Thank you from all of us at the Bay Bar, we got a lot more business than we deserved this year considering our conditions.
A skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: ‘7 feet tall, 350 pounds,
20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.’
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down, shakes him, and brings him to. The big guy says, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
In a weak voice the little guy says, ‘What exactly did you say to me?’
The big dude says, ‘I saw your curious look and I figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me….. I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds,
and my name is Turner Brown.’
The little white Irishman says: ‘Turner Brown’! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn around.”