Weather: 3 maybe 4 inches.

Happy Saint Patty’s Day everyone.

Well as usual I told Becker she was getting 8-12 inches last night and she only got 3-4. A good time to be left short though. Temps are going to stay in the 30’s for a while, we were melting pretty good good last week but looks like we will have white around for a while. Mother Nature had Spring come in and screw up the rest of snowmobile season, and now it is back to the 30’s to screw up Spring. All the locals said we were not done with snow yet, I thought they were nuts, but they were right.

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. 
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, “Dooo youuuu have dilllldosss?”
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, “Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.”
The old woman then asks: “Doooo youuuu carrryy AAA pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk…aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?”
The clerk responds, “Yes we do..”
“Dddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff ?”

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