Weather: Snow flurries.

Slept in late today, late night at the bar for a Monday, then I had to watch a few more episodes of Lost. Slept in till 11am. I’m not sure what is worse, me trying to find something to write or you looking in to see what I wrote.


The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,

half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,

well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet,
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages,
an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by a pair of nuts.

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