Weather: Close to 50 degrees and sunny today.
Maybe we can get a little melting action going on today. It just may me a beer and garage day today. first I have to take Mom to get her hair done though.
Miller I screwed up the numbers. They are 4,8,15,16,23,42. Maybe we should go play the lottery.
Bless her little heart. How sweet.
The secret to long life…
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,“ she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food — on weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.“
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Forty!” she replied…..