Weather: Shitty.

And the sad part is the weather is going to stay shitty for a while. Snow is melting slowly but surely, not quick enough for me though. I am ready for Spring. Last day of March, that means snowmobile season is officially over tonight at midnight. Catholic schools students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of this teaching:

Getting a Hair dryer Through Customs
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favor?’
‘Of course child. What can I do for you?’
‘Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I’m
afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?
 Could you possibly hide it under your robes for me?’
‘I would love to help you my dear but, I must warn you, I will not tell a lie.’.
 ‘With your honest face, Father, I’m sure that no one will question you.’
When they got to customs, she let the priest go first.
 The official asked, ‘Father, do you have anything to declare?’
‘From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.’
The official thought this answer a little strange, so he asked, ‘And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?’
‘I have a marvelous instrument that has been designed for use on women, but which, to date, remains unused.’
Roaring with laughter, the official said, ‘Go ahead, Father. Next please!

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