Weather: Snow.

OK get them sleds back out. We got about 2 feet and it is still snowing. Another couple of feet due tomorrow. In honor of this last blast of winter all the food and drinks at the BBB are on me. Free lodging and free food and gas are everywhere too.

Happy April 1st.

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New medicine:

A flat-chested young lady reads an article in a magazine that states Dr. Bumbutu in Africa can enlarge breasts without surgery.

So she travels to Africa seeking the doctor’s help.

Dr. Bumbutu advises her, ‘Every day after your shower, rub your chest and chant, ‘Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!’

After doing this faithfully for several months, she’s grown to a D-cup!

One morning she’s running late and rushes to make her bus. In a panic, she realizes that she forgot her morning ritual. Frightened that she might lose her new boobs if she doesn’t recite the rhyme, she stands in the middle aisle of the bus, closes her eyes and says, ‘Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.’

A guy sitting nearby looks at her and asks, “Are you a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?”

‘Yes. How did you know?’

He winks and whispers, ‘ Hickory dickory dock.’

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