Weather: Snow, good ole fricken snow.

Mother Nature is giving us a big ole middle finger. Here UP have another foot of useless snow. By the time the week is over we could very well receive a foot of snow again. What good is snow in the UP without beef sandwiches and Snowmobilers I ask? Just another example of how the women in our lives actually run our lives I guess. Oh well, grin and bare it I guess, nothing we can do about it anyways.

A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency.

Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.

The couple produces photos of their 50 foot motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.

“We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills.”

Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.

“Our nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet.”

The social workers are finally satisfied.

They ask, “What age child are you hoping to adopt?”

“It doesn’t really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon “

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