Weather: Warming up this week.

Bout time Mother Nature, into the 70’s by the weekend. Spring fever has sprung. Can’t wait to get out in the sunshine and drink a few bush lights. Maybe even some beach clean up at Mom’s house. This weekends temps should put a dent in the ice on the lake too. Hey maybe we can get the dock delivered. I maybe rushing things a little, but that’s what Spring Fever is right?

Gotta take a road trip to see Miller down in Missouri, not sure if I will recognize him and Holly without their snowmobile gear on. 1500 miles of driving in 2 days, that sucks. But it will be worth it just to see miller’s smiling face.

I am taking a break on the weekends doing the blog, page views are down on the weekend and it also gives me 2 extra days to do something stupid so I have something to write about.

Beer &    Colonoscopy

It was my first time visiting Dr Putz for a colonoscopy.

I went into his office for my first rectal exam.
His new blonde nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room.
She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor
could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next
to the exam table: A Tube of K-Y jelly, A rubber glove And a beer
When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, “Look Doc, I’m a little confused.
This is myfirst exam. I know what the K-Y is for, And I know what the
glove is for, But can you tell me what the BEER is for?”
At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over
to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse,
“Damn it,    Evelyn !……… I said  a BUTT LIGHT”

Only Bergland people will get these next 2 pics…..


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