Weather: Still waiting for the warm up.
Almost above freezing at 11am. Right now it is the coldest it is going to be for the next 10 days. (hopefully a lot longer than that) We might be seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Has Spring really Sprung?
Not a damn thing going on up here right now, I actually closed the bar the last 2 Sunday and Mondays. With nicer weather on the way though it will be back to open 7 days starting today.
Mom seen a Robin in her yard this morning and snapped a pic
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of
them says to the
bartender, “Don’t mind us; as you can see, we’re joined side by side at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim.
Two Molson Canadian draft beers, please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on vacation yet, boys”?
“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?” Jim agrees.
“Ah, England !” says the bartender. “Wonderful country … the history, the beer, the culture …”
“Nah, we don’t like all that British stuff,” says John. “Hamburgers and Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English – they’re so arrogant and rude.”
Bartender asks: Then why keep going to England?
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”