Weather: Damn near 50 today.
Don’t know if I can handle another nice day. Tequila went down too good yesterday. Hung out at the garage, probably be back there today too.
I been reading in the news lately about kids being confused about their sexuality being allowed to use what ever bathroom they fell comfortable with. WTF is wrong with people. I have no problem with gays, lesbians or transgender people. But letting a boy go into the bathroom my daughter is using? Or a grown man with my wife? What kind of idiots would allow something like this? Politicians after votes. Why would you accommodate one person at many other peoples expense? Over the years people usually get smarter, but I’m sorry to say I think we are getting dumber every day.
I am so sick of this election bullshit. I liked Donald Trump in the beginning, I thought being a business man he would be just what our country needed. But the Donald’s campaign has turned into a normal political race. Why can’t people just say what good they will do for the country. All they do is talk bullshit about each other. Just make the others look bad so they don’t seem as bad. This country is screwed, just another reason I’m glad I live in the UP. Screw it, time for bush light and tequila down at mom’s garage, just drink and watch the world go by.
The Overweight Irishman
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days, then skip a day …… And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.’
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
‘Why, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’
The Irishman nodded … ‘I’ll tell you though, be jaesuz, I t’aut I were going to drop dead on dat ‘tird day.’
‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.
‘No, from the f**kin’ skippin’!’